Photo of the day! What is wrong with this photo

Hmmmm!!! are you thinking what am thinking?

Wedding invitation:- CRAZYWRITA is getting married!! Read details

Hurray! Hurray!! Hurray!!!!

MY WEDDING INVITATION

I know you all have been waiting for this.......................
Thiş is to invite "U", My Friends and Well Wishers to My Wedding Ceremony scheduled to take placeas follows

ENGAGEMENT:Main Town Hall, Bama Village, Borno State.

TRADITIONAL WEDDING:Government Girls' Secondary School AuditoriumChibok Borno State.

WHITE WEDDİNG:Gwoza Multipurpose Hall, Borno State.

RECEPTION / PİCNİC:Sambisa Forest, Borno State.

MEETING ARENA: Nyanya Bus Stop.

NOTE: Please endeavour to attend cos I will not be in attendance. I will stay back to ensure that members of the press are properly informed for adequate coverage.

Additionally, i have informed the Nigerian millitary so that there would be adequate security guranteed.

�Come One, Come All!!!!!

Photo of the day:- She meant no harm ooo.

Photo of the day!!!
See gobe!! Na help ooo.
Or ladies how do you view this?

She meant no harm oo.

10 Richest Nigerian comedians and their sources of wealth

Comedians are meant to be funny, right? Yes, the stand-up comedians dominating Nigeria’s humour business landscape are funny quite alright on stage, but very serious in business.

With assets running into billions of naira, they are light years apart from the past crops of old comedians who wait on people for meager rations of life.

They may look funny and unserious, but they are cavorting to the bank and living their dreams. Ali Baba, the father of stand-up comedians in Nigeria, aptly captured in words,

NOT FUNNY!!!!! Boko Haram rat poison now on sale!! Pictured.

An individual has turned the situation that has brought sorrow to many families in
Nigeria into a money-spinning business idea.
Believe it or not, this is a picture of a brand new rat killer called ‘Boko Haram Rat Disposal‘ now on sale in markets across Nigeria. The name “Boko Haram” sparks a wide variety of
emotions from Nigerians, for some it’s anger and for others its fear but no one ever finds a reason to laugh about it.

Hahaaaaaaa !!! Funny photo of the day

                                     

all join, flat screen na flat screen...lolz

Like seriously? Bring back our girls super Friday party (photo)

                

Do you think this is right?

Best divorce letter ever!!! Please who is the biggest loser?

Is this the best divorce letter ever? Who is the biggest loser? Please leave your comments...lol

It reads

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came

Photo of the day:- Ladies this is for you. would you marry a man like this?

Photo of the day.

Ladies this is for you all. Would you marry a man like this?
Hint:- look at the pocket first o before u answer. Lol

Leave ur comments....

Just for laughs:-Funny notable quotes by Men of fame

This is hilarious. It might be stale, but evrytime I go thru it...it still makes me laugh. Check these quotes out!

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein
(1872)

He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904)

He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not
afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)

Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire
member - William Shakespeare (1788)

Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria school - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Nelson
mandela (1931)

Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder...
obasanjo(1999)

Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before
drinking is Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893).

He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)

Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari 1980

Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979)

No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)

Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)

Please read and laugh, life is
beautiful

Hahahahaha!! check our very funny pictures from nigerian movies. These will make you lol

Really funny. Check out some random and funny nigerian movies pictures. Trust me these will crack you up. Check out more!!

FUNNY:- Funny picx to make you laugh like kilode.

Check out some very funny meme just to make your viewing pleasure. See more!!

Lol..see funny Nollywood picx of Ebube carrying Aki in her back.

Did you see the above picture very well? That's a full married man ooo. That's Nollywood actress Ebube Nwagbo carrying Chinedu Ikedieze on her back like a baby. Lol. Nollywood movies won't kill me. Just for the fun though....

A relative once advised me to be a motorcycle repairer –OAP wazobia fm,Yaw (read interview)

Popular actor and On Air Personality, Steve Onu, popularly known as Yaw, talks about t his childhood and career

I overheard you telling your friend that you would still get another power bike after you had an accident with the last one you had. Why this craze for power bikes?

I love them. I have a scar on my hand which I got when I was involved in an accident with my power bike on the Third Mainland Bridge. I was shocked when I heard of the death of Yeni Kuti’s ex-husband. I learnt he had an accident with his power bike. 

Funny:- The line up Manchester united need if they must beat Bayern Munich next week..

For Manchester United to beat Bayern
Munich, they have to assemble a team like this:

GOALKEEPER:
1.Mr fantastic (fantastic)

DEFENCE:
2. Incredible hulk
3. Optimus prime
4. John cena
5. Iron man

Laughable quotes made by Nigerian leaders....Lol

Laughable quotes made by respected leaders of nigeria.

1. “We want to thank the president for bringing Facebook to
Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku.


2. “You press men, you always say there are no minerals in
Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly
invented Sprite.” – Barkin Zuwo

Na who give these kids work?

Kids at work!!

20 crazy things men do when they were boys.....Laugh nonstop.

Every man today, was a boy yesterday. And we all did crazy things as boys. Today, in retrospect, they sound fun. So here are 20 things we used to do when we were boys. Have fun while you read them.....

1. Flushing  whille peeing then later get small water to rinse the toilet.

One advise for this couple please....

One advise for this couple please....

Hilarious photos of world's fattest and heaviest men and women...

Paul Mason, a 50-year-old man from England was once considered the world's fattest man at