Just for laughs:-Funny notable quotes by Men of fame

This is hilarious. It might be stale, but evrytime I go thru it...it still makes me laugh. Check these quotes out!

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein
(1872)

He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904)

He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not
afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)

Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire
member - William Shakespeare (1788)

Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria school - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Nelson
mandela (1931)

Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder...
obasanjo(1999)

Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before
drinking is Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893).

He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)

Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari 1980

Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979)

No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)

Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)

Please read and laugh, life is
beautiful