OPEN LETTER TO MTN: IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT BEFORE.

Open letter to Mtn Nigeria. Does it reflect your views??

Dear MTN,
I write this letter with so much pain.
On January 1 2012, GEJ Government took
Nigerians by surprise on New Year Day with
their fuel subsidy wahala. Little did we
know that you guys were jealous of the
attention we gave them.
On January 4 2014, I gave a recharge card
vendor a #200 note in exchange for #200
worth of MTN airtime but she returned the
money to me saying I will need to balance
her extra #20. I walked up to another
vendor and the same thing happened. On
further investigations, I found out that you,

MTN had topped an additional #10 to your
#100, #200, and #400 airtime packages.
We have been told by MTN that the cost of
those tools they have been using in
torturing has risen and as such, we should
pay extra #10 to make up for this.
I'm tempted to ask, why the sudden price
increment? To rid off customers? To offer
us good service? Or is MTN broke? Are you
not the one that gave out an invisible
aeroplane to an eighteen year old female
subscriber a year ago thereby converting
her from a student to a pilot? Are you not
the one that usually give two million naira
to lucky subscribers daily IF and ONLY IF
he/she will text WIN to 33314? Are you not
the one that gave CHRISTY a Toyota Camry
because she texted YES to 7070? Are you
not the one that gave OGECHI a Honda
four weeks ago because she texted WIN to
5050?
What of the #100 that was deducted from
my sim and that of other innocent
subscribers after MTN informed us via SMS
that Nigeria's flag is green, white, gree? Are
you not the one that offered us #400
airtime (though your terrible network
didn't let us utilise the airtime before you
took it back from us two days after) free of
charge because we updated our sim
registration details?
Last year, I was walked out of an
examination hall by the supervisors
because my phone rang. One missed call
from 180. Those yellows guys have
hypnotised me. I can't count the number of
times I've gone to a mobile shop to get
another line but walked out after 30
minutes with another MTN sim. I have it all.
The 0803, the 0806, the 0703, the 0706, the
0813, and the 0810 numbers.
MTN were the first to send me a new year
SMS. They had me googling if I mistakenly
killed late Nelson Mandela. (My number
had not rested coz I refused to subscribed
for Mandela's callertunes). I wake up every
morning with a good morning SMS from
MTN N informing me of my chance to win
One Million Naira before the day is over. I
go to bed every night with my good night
SMS from MTN N informing me that I may
not have been lucky today but tomorrow is
another day.
Finally, why didn't you ask for my approval
before the #10 subsidy issue? Some of you
may be thinking that am jobless because of
my 800 words article just because of #10. If
#10 is taken out of your One Million Naira,
would you still be called a millionaire?

Your unhappy customer.