Letter from the ibo tribe to MONEY
DEAR MONEY,
Greetings from From Igbo tribe!!.. Since our existence, We [igbos] your worthy friends and fans has been known all over the world to be in love with you..we have been declared ur lover over million times in the internet,and other means of communication..MUSICians have sang of our love for you,so did comedians.
Both friends and enemies call us your lover. If you ask omo urhobo/WARRI he will tell you"I SWEAR ibo GUYS LIKE MONEY DIE",ask OMO Yoruba,he will tell you IBO and MONEY na ONE",TRY ask Hausa/Aboki-s,they will even swear "WALAI -TALAI IBOS I LIKE AM PHOR [FOR] MONEY TOO MUCH",Calabars/Akwa-ibom speaks in Effik about our love for you. Biko EGO [MONEY] by this you can understand that we actually love you,we care for you,infact some of us meditate on you daily..
So many of our quotes ,made it clear that we love and want you.
Dear Ego our love,our purpose of writting to you,is to express our feeling for you.. We are here begging you to please, Ikpere ala Biko [kneel down] show us ur Full love as both we, our friends and enemies all over the world,even BOKO HARAM know we love you.Come to us [OUR WOMEN/ MEN] In Naira,DOLLARS,EUROS,POUND STERLING,you know we can not do so many things without you. We beg you ego,with hope that you can hear and respond to our love letter.
Thank you as you come to us in Tens and in Hundreds of Thousands and Millions of Naira,Dollars,EUROS AND Pounds. We hope to soon flex with you,chill with you as our statu update on facebook and Twitter will always talk about you..EGO ,I DI OK! Up You!!
Yours lover
NDI IGBO
This is just a funny piece. Its not meant to slander the ibo tribe. So just read and have fun...lol.
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