Funky Sunday:-This picture will dislodge your brain......#crazywrita

Its a funky sunday...

Please rate this natural beauty...meanwhile check out mine first.....




1.Comes with free corn. So cheap and easy to manage. Hairdo is seasonal too..so what more would you ask of.

2.-spacious multi-purpose mouth..the bigger the lips the better the kiss. Have you heard that before? No? Me too...lol

3. -100% natural , no makeup. Low maintenance needed.

-wide ears for enhanced hearing. Trust me nobody will say anything bad behind you.

-hole in ear is also multipurpose.

-red eyes for night vision...no need for electricity...life is beautiful

-well shaped nose...nice to pull

-intense stare , obviously a strong independent woman.

-probably not wearing underwear meaning shes always ready.

-glistening eyes show she is passionate

-somewhat smooth ebony skin. No cream can give you that..

-green patterned cloth , obviously very environment conscious and earthy