Wedding invitation:- CRAZYWRITA is getting married!! Read details

Hurray! Hurray!! Hurray!!!!

MY WEDDING INVITATION

I know you all have been waiting for this.......................
Thiş is to invite "U", My Friends and Well Wishers to My Wedding Ceremony scheduled to take placeas follows

ENGAGEMENT:Main Town Hall, Bama Village, Borno State.

TRADITIONAL WEDDING:Government Girls' Secondary School AuditoriumChibok Borno State.

WHITE WEDDİNG:Gwoza Multipurpose Hall, Borno State.

RECEPTION / PİCNİC:Sambisa Forest, Borno State.

MEETING ARENA: Nyanya Bus Stop.

NOTE: Please endeavour to attend cos I will not be in attendance. I will stay back to ensure that members of the press are properly informed for adequate coverage.

Additionally, i have informed the Nigerian millitary so that there would be adequate security guranteed.

�Come One, Come All!!!!!

Photo of the day:- She meant no harm ooo.

Photo of the day!!!
See gobe!! Na help ooo.
Or ladies how do you view this?

She meant no harm oo.

NOT FUNNY!!!!! Boko Haram rat poison now on sale!! Pictured.

An individual has turned the situation that has brought sorrow to many families in
Nigeria into a money-spinning business idea.
Believe it or not, this is a picture of a brand new rat killer called ‘Boko Haram Rat Disposal‘ now on sale in markets across Nigeria. The name “Boko Haram” sparks a wide variety of
emotions from Nigerians, for some it’s anger and for others its fear but no one ever finds a reason to laugh about it.

Funny:- Letter from Ibo tribe to money....

Letter from the ibo tribe to MONEY

DEAR MONEY,

Greetings from From Igbo tribe!!.. Since our existence, We [igbos] your worthy friends and fans has been known all over the world to be in love with you..we have been declared ur lover over million times in the internet,and other means of communication..MUSICians have sang of our love for you,so did comedians.

Wife needed!! Check out the requirements and apply here!!!

Need a wife advert!!

I am a reputable bachelor who
urgently needs the services of a trained wife.
Applicants must have at least a Bsc or Hnd (or
its equivalents) in Home Econs & Management,
a Masters in Domestic Affairs and Other Allied
Matters will be an added advantage. Among
other requirements, applicant also must:

1 Be between the ages of 17 and 22 years.

2. Have at least 15 years domestic experience

3 Be able to cook a delicious meal of jollof rice
using ONLY rice and salt in the absence of
other ingredients and condiments like pepper,
groundnut oil, maggi, onions, tomatoes etc

Nollywood!!!! Missing girls part 1&2 out!!!! See picx...

Nollywood no dey carry last!! Lol. Saw this and I was caught between laughter and anger.

Now out!! Missing girls part 1&2.

FOR THE LADIES:- How to know if your are an ugly girl...Lol

                        

Ha!! Some guys are wicked. They just sit and wrote down these signs of how to know you are ugly as a girl. This isn't personal anyway. If any of these situation have happened to you....no be my fault. Lol.


1. Ugly girls will tag 100 people in a picture and still get 2 likes, Probably from her family members.

2. Dudes will feel free when talking to you because they see you as another fellow dude. Some will even seek your advice on how to woo another girl.

How to make a woman happy..Must read for all guys.

                            

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

Every woman's dream:- Do men like this still Exist?

Picture of the day!!

Every woman's dream!  But not any Man's reality. Lol

But do men like this still exist?

Leave your comments.

Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders.....Lol

For those of us who were amused recently by the first lady....here are PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15
Queen's english quotes. Lol

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child
and the senators were once a
children.

Photo of the day:- Check out how basketmouth would look if he was a female.....Lol

Photo of the day.

Chechout out how basketmouth would look if He were a female. Lol. Would you date her......

Every woman's dream hair!! Do you agree? (picture)

Every woman's dream. Every Husband's desire.

Do u agree?

Photo of the day:- Ladies this is for you. would you marry a man like this?

Photo of the day.

Ladies this is for you all. Would you marry a man like this?
Hint:- look at the pocket first o before u answer. Lol

Leave ur comments....

Popular Comedian klint the drunk accused of defrauding church of N250,000.

Some days ago, reports went viral on the
internet that an Abuja based church called
‘Christos International Church’ accused
popular comedian, Clinton Afamefuna
Igwemba, well known as ‘Klint Da Drunk’
of collecting about N250,000 from them to
anchor an event, but failed to show up.

Just for laughs:-Funny notable quotes by Men of fame

This is hilarious. It might be stale, but evrytime I go thru it...it still makes me laugh. Check these quotes out!

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein
(1872)

He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904)

He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not
afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)

Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire
member - William Shakespeare (1788)

Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria school - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Nelson
mandela (1931)

Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder...
obasanjo(1999)

Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before
drinking is Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893).

He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)

Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari 1980

Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979)

No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)

Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)

Please read and laugh, life is
beautiful

Hahahahaha!! check our very funny pictures from nigerian movies. These will make you lol

Really funny. Check out some random and funny nigerian movies pictures. Trust me these will crack you up. Check out more!!

FUNNY:- Funny picx to make you laugh like kilode.

Check out some very funny meme just to make your viewing pleasure. See more!!

Hahahahaha!!!! Funny Photo of the day!!! (must see)

this dude is chilling!!! na so e bad reach???

Niger I HAIL THEE!!!

Lol..see funny Nollywood picx of Ebube carrying Aki in her back.

Did you see the above picture very well? That's a full married man ooo. That's Nollywood actress Ebube Nwagbo carrying Chinedu Ikedieze on her back like a baby. Lol. Nollywood movies won't kill me. Just for the fun though....

For real:- Terry G tweets samples of his pure water....coming soon!!!

He is a street boy making pure water for the streetz.

Dbanj has made his own Koko Garri, Don Jazzy get Loya milk, so add it to Terry G pure water it will remain only groundnut and sugar to complete the street food.