Section A (Answer all questions, questions carry equal marks)
1. What are the names of the two people shaking hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?
SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up,
find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant.
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively.
There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20 Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks) 3)Whats the name of the lady that use to say "please enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain two (20 Marks) NO SIDE TALK NO CHEATING GOOD LUCK.. your time starts now
Answers
ReplyDeleteSection A
1. Nokia Logo
2.Made
3. Unilag
4. their Press Secretaries
because it's a social network
5. N5.25
6. EVE
@Cwb una no serious sha.......
1. That should be the chairman and the president of Nokia incorporation after a successful board meeting.
Delete2. Made
3. Definitely, UNILAG
4. Publicity Secretary of Buhari, because he needs the favour of olowu of Ota for his 2015......
4. 5.25
5. Definitely Steve Job
SECTION B
1. Nigerian women (Because police sef will definitely end-up giving the moni to a woman)
2. 142.3
3. A tomboy....like Ijo ya corona
4. X-(B+G)..substituted...for value...24-(2+7)=24-9=15 which is O.ONLY for my present girlfriend
5. It will take her approximately 2hour
SECTION C
That is a long story....Job,I really love your articles