Wife needed!! Check out the requirements and apply here!!!

Need a wife advert!!

I am a reputable bachelor who
urgently needs the services of a trained wife.
Applicants must have at least a Bsc or Hnd (or
its equivalents) in Home Econs & Management,
a Masters in Domestic Affairs and Other Allied
Matters will be an added advantage. Among
other requirements, applicant also must:

1 Be between the ages of 17 and 22 years.

2. Have at least 15 years domestic experience

3 Be able to cook a delicious meal of jollof rice
using ONLY rice and salt in the absence of
other ingredients and condiments like pepper,
groundnut oil, maggi, onions, tomatoes etc



4 Be able to cook a proper meal asides noodles

5. Be able to get "bellefulled" after taking half a
superpack of indomie noodles.

6. Have a backside wide enough to carry at
least 2 babies and a grown man at a go ( i
plan to have twins and save my cost of
transportation sometimes)

7. Be allergic to things like Brazilian hair and
gadgets like Blackberry Z10 etc

8. Be able to fry a whole bunch of plantains and a big pot of meat without tasting AT ALL.

9. Not have accounts on Facebook, Twitter, 2go, Googlechat, or any other social networks including Bbm.

10. Must be able to pound yams with one hand
and bathe a baby  with the other hand
simultaneously.

Note: If you are a tomboy and have been to a
weight gym before or have learnt skills in
martial arts like karate, judo, kungfu or boxing
please do not apply.
Also, if you are from Ibadan please dont apply,
I heard some of you use iru (locust beans) to
garnish almost every meal, salad and fried eggs inclusive )

Along with your CV should be attached an
essay on the topic "MYSELF"...
You can drop your CV here or forward it to
Crazywrita@gmail.com.
Thank you.
#Ladies should encourage their sisters and female friends to apply.