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How to set up a beautiful candlelight dinner with 2000 naira.. lolz

I saw this and decided it would be fun to share it. Lol. Here are step by step way of how to use 2000 naira to set up a candle light dinner  for that sweet girl coming to visit. Lolz



It is quit easy. Follow this simple rules and you will have her thinking you are not a 'broke a55 schmuck' after all.

1: withdraw/borrow money 2000#

2: call the guy you owe say you don travel go village. Lwkm

3: buy air freshner and make sure say your dirty boxers are spread outside at the back...far from where breeze fit Cary eem odor come inside.

4: spread a new bedspread and fluff the pillow, spray a little of the air freshner on the bed since you no wan waste that 2k perfum wey you bought.

5: buy candle and light it inside glass cups . Four good ones, arrange zen like will do...scented ones oooo... Breeze fit carry ur air freshner scent Comot...so just in case..grin

6: don't bring the pot of concoction inside the room ooo. We are gunning for romantic and nothing else... Make d roasted fish smell you put no come spoil show.

7: buy two coke keep for Iya chima place, you go collect am later. Make e dey cold dey go there until you need am

8: wear your nicest jeans and T-shirt, try spray small perfume just in case your armpit no dey too clean..

9: buy 200 air time for your phone and another 450 for hers so she no go bail on you.

1o: put 'aye' by davido for your DVD and put for medium volume...

11: put five hundred under d bed by the 'ruff rider' you bought earlier, in case she be 'I never chop' wey go need transport fare go house.

Then just chillax and wait for her to come...calculate the money. If e pass 2k I go give you the balance. Lolz

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