20 funny ways to tell a man his zipper is open.. Lol

This is funny but real. I kind of had this experience at work and it wasn't funny at all. I just eased myself and in a bid to rush back to my work table I left my zippers open. Lol(thank God for my Boxers). But just when I was about closing the restroom door, the cleaner called my attention to my zipper (covers face). She did it in the most polite of ways. She said " where are you rushing to that you forgot to turn up your zip? Though I continued to rush back to my office, but I was a bit ashamed. I just thanked her and had to leave that scene as soon as possible.
 So I took some time to think, what are some better ways a lady can tell a guy to zip up? At least to still help him keep some self respect because for shy guys like me, its a big deal. So here are some of my research findings....



20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your black Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows on your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

12. Is your John Thomas taking some free air?

11. Your pod bay door is open,

10. Musa Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. John bull is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. cheesy

6. Dr. Wale has escaped! shocked

5. Oga why are you so excited to see me?

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no
introduction... Or this is such a bad way to introduce me to junior....

3. You've got a security breach at "SSS" headquarters.

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

1. Men are From Mars, I Can See Your joystick (this statement will break my heart)

Lol. You can add ur own romantic and polite ways a girl can tell a guy that his Trouser is unzipped. Add yours now!!!!!