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Friday, March 21, 2014

20 crazy things men do when they were boys.....Laugh nonstop.

Every man today, was a boy yesterday. And we all did crazy things as boys. Today, in retrospect, they sound fun. So here are 20 things we used to do when we were boys. Have fun while you read them.....

1. Flushing  whille peeing then later get small water to rinse the toilet.



2. Instead of using twist-ties to close bread bresd nylon, we just spin the open end of the nylon and tuck it underneath or upside down,lol

3. When I'm in the shower, I like to cup the water to my chest then watch it splash to the floor

4. Entering Beast mode and screaming like a beast whille running up stairs alone

5. Fantasized about their female friends. Yes...all of them.

6. Thought about freezing time.... and then doing naughty things to people.

7. Every man has waken up with morning wood or parents cane and had to learn on a side wall whille going to the toilet.

8. Checked online to see if their length is adequate.

9. All men at one point in their lives have given The Nod” to another man for one reason or another. They have also given it to a woman, only to receive a look of confusion. Additionally, they were never taught the Nod. It simply exists within them naturally.

10. Blew nose into hands in the shower.

11. Waft the bed covers to unsheathe a fart.

12. While peeing tried to cover entire surface of water with pee bubbles.

13. When I write a comment on a girls facebook, i re-read it a million times after sending it to make sure it doesn't sound dumb....and then it does.

14. Imagine how you would save your work place, school or whatever from terrorists.

15. Looked at their poop when they finished. I mean sometimes you just need to enjoy the masterpiece you just created.

16. Watch blue film alone. No one else can be present. No one can know.

17. Take off my underwear and then kick it up into my hand and feel like a goddamn ninja master.

18. Deleted their browser search history.

19. Aim your pee at the edge of the toilet water or higher to avoid people knowing you’re pissing

20. Tried to see how far away you can be whilst taking a pee and still put it in the toilet.

2 comments:

  1. cwb so so true..they could be so annoying

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  2. I most of dem.....especially 1,4,511,13,14,16,18,19,20 LOL******InACoveredFaced******

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