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POST VALENTINE REPORTS: WHICH WAS YOUR EXPERIENCE?

The world celebrated valentine yesterday, including Nigeria. Well let's say many Nigerians did. This is the socio-economic reports released after everything the happens yesterday. Lol.

*Engagement 5%

*Heartbreaks 92%

*Recharge card sales 100%

* Condom sales 15million



* Unofficial girls known 68%

* Assumption boyfriends 81%

* Wives caught cheating 20%

* Husband caught cheating 79%

* Fast food sales 100%* Buka sales 38%

* Night club sales 100%

* Joint & cool spot sales 100%

*Grls in hospital ova luv 72%

* Boys in hospital ova luv 80%

* Girls arrested For fighting ova boyfrnds 88%

* Guys arrested 4 fighting ova girlfriends 50%

* Wives beating up husbands in public 24%

* Husband beating up wives in public 10%

* Problems with DPs dat refused to change 99%

* Numbers of batteries that went flat on FEB 14th 125million

*Numbers of phones that was switch off on the 14th of FEB 180million

*Traditional marriage NON

*Church marriage 0%

*Mosque marriage 0%

*Court Marriage 0%

*Pregnancy 250Million

*Frustration 90%

So how was yours?



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