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JOKES OF THE DAY: MAD MAN AND AKPOS.

A mad man was standing on the 3rd Mainland bridge and shouting "44! 44!! 44!!!" And a crowd gradually gathered to watch him. You know 9ja sabi look well well. A guy came and asked one of the people watching,"what is that mad man saying"? The man replied,I don't know! The inquisitive guy went ahead to ask the mad man what does"44" mean? As soon he got close to the mad man,the madman picked him up,and threw him into the ocean and started screaming 45! 45!!. Omo come see Race...


2.
Doctor smarter than Akpos

A doctor wrote on his new clinic: Any treatment is N10,000 and if we cannot treat, we will pay you N20,000.
Wanting the N20,000 for himself, intelligent Akpos came to the doctor and said: I can’t feel any taste.
The doctor asked a nurse to give Akpos a few drops of medicine from box 22.
Upon taking the drops, Akpos shouted “Oh STOP! it is urine!”
The doctor said “congratulations, your sense of taste is back now”.

Akpos was very angry that he lost N10,000.
He came back two weeks later determined to get N20,000.

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and the doctor:

Akpos : I lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! Please give this man some drops of medicine from box 22.
Akpos: Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations, your memory is back.

Akpors fainted!.

3.
Warri Bible is finally out.
Grab your copy now!!!
Sample version:
English: As it is written in the bible.
Warri: As dem yan 4 bible
English: Jesus entered the boat with his
disciples!
Warri: bros J cum enta canoe with Im padi
dem!
English : As the boat was sailing,there was
a great storm!
Warri: As the canoe dey move naim yawa
cum gas!
English:.the storm was so great with it was
like a whirlwind!
Warri: As the yawa dey gas na im kasala
burst join!
English: the disciples became so afraid and
they shouted Master! Master!!
Warri: naim liver fail im padi dem ,naim dem begin dey hala Bros J! Bros J!!.
English: Jesus got up and calmed down the
wind!
Warri: na so bros J get up kon arrange the
mata!
English:. He turned to his disciples and
said oh ye with little faith !
Warri:.naim bros J luk im padi dem shake
im head kon provoke “O BOI ! Una fall
ma hand oo!
English:.the disciples replied and said
"what MANNER of man is this?"
Warri: im padi dem kon hala. “SHOO”
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