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CRAZYWRITA JOKES...TO START YOUR DAY.

A man who lost his job walked down to a zoo to seek for job..when he got there ,he was told that the only vacancy that existed was an unusual one... A gorilla had just died in the zoo and they wanted some one to wear a gorilla suit and act like a monkey for a few days...The man accepted..his job was to eat ,sleep and move around (mimic a gorilla) inside a zoo...So the man started his work and people threw peanuts on him when they discovered he liked peanuts,this motivated him and he started jumping on the branches of the trees to appease people and unfortunately a branch broke and he fell into the lions cage ,he was terrified when he saw a very huge lion starring at him....He started screaming for help but the lion swiftly moved to him ,grabbed him and spoke quietly " o boy keep quite , u want make they sack us ?

A man on his death bed (in Abuja. Hospital) with Wife, Kids and Nurse beside him:
Man to Eldest son : You take the 15 Bungalows at Maitama.
To daughter : You take the 8 bungalows at Gwarimpa.
Youngest son : You are my youngest and most dearest and I want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Wuse2 & Bannex Point. To wife :My Dear Kavita, you keep all 11 of our SunCity building flats. Nurse - quite impressed - To wife : wow...You are lucky to have such a husband who is so rich and giving you all the properties etc. Wife: What properties, what rich ...he's distributing out responsibilities of delivering Newspapers & Magazines to his clients in the morning Thisday, Punch, Guardian, The Nation etc. The man na Vendor ooo


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